TODAY;
just all those boring lessons again.
had geography test.
oh well..
not going to do good for that test.
& tomorrow's napfa 2.4km.
sheesh!
i'm gonna do BADLY for it.
yeah seriously.



STORY OF THE DAY: 'LOMEO AND ZHULIET'
its my hokkien version of 'romeo and juliet'.
also modified version.
played about this after school..
going home that time.
fans of the story..
dont kill me lah.
so here goes.
will start from the part where Paris found Romeo in the Capulet's tomb.


Pari:" Oi! li lai zhe dao zuo mi?"
( you come here for what? )
Lomeo:" wa lai kua wa eh ai lang, Zhuliet. li mai kajiao."
( i'm here to see my love, Juliet. you dont disturb. )
Pari:" SIMI?! Zhuliet si wa eh! ai pa si umm si?"
( WHAT?! Juliet is mine. want to fight? )
Lomeo:" wa gia li ah? lai la!"
( i afraid of you ah? come lah! )

after a fierce fight, Lomeo kills Pari.

Pari:" aiya.. wa si liao..."
( aiya.. i am dead...)
Lomeo:" si li kio wa pa li eh.."
( it was you who ask me to beat you..)

Lomeo then turns to Zhuliet who is lying on the Capulet's tomb.

Lomeo:" Zhuliet.. li si liao wa mah ai si!"
( you die i also want to die. )

Lomeo then drinks up the poison.

Lomeo:" aiya.. wa si liao.."
( aiya.. i am dead..)

awhile later, Zhuliet woke up and find that Lomeo is dead.

Zhuliet:" oh Lomeo! aunt zua li ai si? wa mah si ai si!"
( oh Romeo! why did you want to die? i also want to die! )

then, Zhuliet zim Lomeo's lip to see if there are posion left.
(kisses)

Zhuliet:" aiya! aunt zua bo poison liao?"
( aiya! why is there no more posion? )
Zhuliet:" buay hiao gin. Pari wu dagger."
( nevermind. Paris has a dagger. )

Zhuliet takes the knife and stabs herself.

Zhuliet:" aiya.. wa si liao.."
( aiya.. i am dead..)

moments later...

Zhuliet:" eh? wa ha buay si! gou ci ji pai."
( eh? i am not dead yet! will try again. )

stabs herself again.

Zhuliet:" aiya.. wa si liao.. ji bai si jin eh si liao.."
( aiya.. i am dead.. this time i am really dead.. )

Fire Lawlent arrives and see the three people dead.
( Friar Lawrence )

Lawlent:" aiya.. yi nang si liao.. wa ga si ka gin zao!"
( aiya.. they are dead.. i think i should run away now. )

the ortchman arrives and caught Lawlent.
(watchman)

Lawlent:" aiya si liao si liao. tio lia liao."
( oh i am dead meat now. i got caught. )
ortchman:" lia tio li liao. gou ai zao? hum ji!"
( caught you now. still want run? coward!)

... ...



actually still have a little more lah.
but not so funny though.
i know its stupid.
and its not as funny as just now..
where even the narrating part is in hokkien.
hah!
took me like 45 minute s to finish typing all that.
hands are so tired now.

ANDAEYO!
(: