HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO THIS GREEN MONSTER!
So as a birthday gift, i'm going to help her post about her future husbandy's conditions!
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Hey, i still go and edit until nicenice kays! Hahahas!
So here goes:

1) MUST BE HANDSOME!

Cause 看得顺眼 what.
Even if he two-time, at least still got reason.
But if he's ugly, she'll throw him into the river ahs!

2) RICH.

Like, if he's not rich, she wont be happy.
Marriage is about happiness, if he's not rich, she's not happy.
Then what for marry him righty?
But actually, can support her can already.
Dont really need to be very rich and live in mansion those kind.

3) Know how to cook.
Cause she dk how to cook.
LOL.

4) Know how to dance.
To entertain her.
( I say, BUY A TELEVISION.
Can see handsome faces, still got cook shows, dance shows. :D )

5) Got thick eyebrows!
Cause she love Shinchan.
( Aiya, just draw eyebrows on the tv can liao.
Can even decide how thick you want it to be. )

6) Have tongue piercing.
French kiss also got feeeeeeeel.
( Kiss the tv buttons lor, also machiam like tongue studs like that. HAH! )

7) GIVE HER FREEDOM, dont tie her down.
Cause she likes freedom.
Nevermind if he's a male chauvinist, but dont be over-protective.
( Tv cant move, so wont tie you down. :D )

8) TALL.
Around 170cm, cause 2 shorties together, aint that nice.
LOL!
( Tv cant make the mark for this, aww, so sad. )

9) Must have nice body!
6pac, got muscles.
"Cause if go for skinny one, will look fat beside him.
If my husband is fat, i will go jump down river myself.
Need fat husband for what? Will get squashed into roti-prata ah!
& Fat husband where got handsome one?"
Quoted from the GREEN MONSTER.
( Easy, go get a Plasma LCD tv, confirm wont get squash.
& If you're afraid of being fat beside it, buy 42-inch one. :D )

10) Must be humourous!
"Marry a woodbloke for what? Also cannot entertain me."
( There are sitcoms on the tv for you. :D )

11) Must be caring lah, like DUH.
Not nessarily need say sweet stuffs cause she will get goosebumps.
But still, must be caring.
( Sad though, a tv cant care for you. )

12) At least have one talent.
Dk how to dance nevermind, at least must have one talent.
Otherwise so what if handsome? , also no talent.
( Tv got damn lots of talents la, sports, music, etc. )

13) No nerds and geeks, at least a little 坏.
男人不坏,女人不爱!
"If my husband flirts, that means he got charisma mah!"
( That 2nd sentence doesnt apply to all woman, and i'm one. :D )

14) Dont be a songkia.
Must know how to wear, bring out then got face.
" You wear like christmas tree, i where dare bring out?
Put at home liao lor! "

Tada! THE END!
Interested? Apply through my tagboard!
LOL!

Like, cow! My blog become matchmaking blog liao!
:D
I think that her no.1 husbandy choice should be a television.

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