lolllls.
saw this funny thing on talkcock.com.
okay, maybe its not THATT funny.
lols.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = You better select the option I’ve already chosen.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = You did something wrong.
"Sure, go ahead" = You go ahead, you die.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"You're so macho" = Can you please go and shave and shower?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = My thighs are flabby.
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house.
“Can’t we just be friends?” = There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.
“I just need some space” = Without you in it.
“We’re moving too quickly” = I want to find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend first.
"Do you love me?" = I want something expensive.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
“I don’t know. What do you want to do?” = I can’t believe you have nothing planned!
“Sure, chicken rice is okay.” = You cheapo slob!
"I said, nothing’s wrong, okay?" = It's that time of the month.
"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead.

UNDERSTANDING MEN

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Shall we dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"What's wrong?" = Why are you making such a big deal about this small-small thing?
"What's wrong?" = What self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = Wah lau, tonight sure got no sex oreddy.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = You cut your hair?
"Let's talk." = Maybe if I show you I am deep and sensitive, you'll have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Wah lau, pick any freakin' dress and let's hurry up, go home, can or not?!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go very well together." = I am gay.